Friends [XXVBD version]

 

I'm a friend of Mister Darcy
I'm a friend of Doctor No
I'm a friend of Captain Scarlett
I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of Miley Cyrus
I'm a friend of Lois Chiles
I'm a friend of Frida Kahlo
I'm a friend of Julia Stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend, but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if I come on the night, can I get in free?

I'm a friend of Lucy Lawless
I'm a friend of Danny Kaye
I'm a friend of Astrid Kirchherr
I'm a friend of Sister Ray

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend, but you don't know –

I'm a friend of David Bowie
I'm a friend of Ian McShane
I'm a friend of Debbie Harry
I'm a friend of Harry Kane

I'm an old friend of Jon Pertwee
I'm a friend of Emma Stone
I'm a friend of Oprah Winfrey
I'm a friend of everyone

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
If I come on the night, can I get in free?