Rubber People

Rubber people are lovely people

They long for latex beside their skin
Feel they get for a sheet of rubber
The strength you get from a support chin
Those rubber people are charming people
Their tastes produce quite a bizarre dish
Not a steak or a private table but a
Rubber mac with its rubber swish

Chorus x2:

Rubber boots, rubber cap, rubber mask, rubber head
Rubber cap, rubber sheet, rubber doll, rubber bed
Rubber people, rubber people

Oh, rubber people are lovely people
A hook in the ceiling, a nice strong gag
Nicely wrapped and strapped, baby powdered
Then tied up in a rubber bag

Those rubber people are lovely people
Just how rubbery can you get?
They just love those rubber rhythms
Ever since that first bed wet

Chorus x2

Okay
Rubber people

Goggles take care of your vision
Earplugs will not let you hear
So you lie there so still and helpless
In your rubber atmosphere

Chorus x2

Take it
Rubber people

Gagged and disciplined, bound in bondage
Least until this treatment ends
Spanked in satin, whipped in Wigan
For they are our fettered friends

Chorus to end, with ad libs over top:
I've got rubber in me ears, rubber up me nose
Rubber on me back, rubber on me toes
Rubber people, rubber people...