Whip in My Valise [mid-speed version]

When I met ya, you were just sixteen
Pulling the wings off a fly
When an old lady got hit by a truck
I saw the wicked gleam in your eye
Your sadistic suits my masochistic
There’s a whip in my valise

Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you?

Describe the special punishment room
Over my garage
Well, there’s a whipping post, and it’s a vertical beam
You, you had to be in charge
I was your favourite rubber slave
And there’s a whip in my valise

Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you?

You gave me punishment, it lasted an hour
It made marks on my skin
I'm just a bundle of misery, girl
Since ya kicked my cheekbones in
I paid a packet for a new straitjacket
There’s a whip in my valise

Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
Who taught you?