The Ant

we don’t believe in preaching so we shan’t
we’d really like to show you but we can’t

the ant – the ant
you dance – to the ant
you can’t refuse, oh no
nothing to lose

it’s gonna grow upon you like a plant
you’re gonna need lots of deodorant

you dance – the ant
you romance – to the ant
you can’t refuse, oh no
there’s nothing to lose, arriba

listen: ant guitar!

yes, you just take your two forefingers
and you wriggle them around like a baby ant
and soon you’ll be doing it
just like me

so now i’m very busy turning up my amp
and all this make-up makes me look so camp!

you dance – the ant
you romance – to the ant
you can’t refuse, oh no
cos there’s nothing to lose, oh no

send us a letter with a stamp
we’ll send you the instructions, with our thanks

you can dance – the ant
romance – to the ant
you dance – the ant
you romance – to the ant
you can’t refuse.