B-Side Baby

My baby says I mistreat her; I don’t know about that
I only know when I beat her, she likes to call me a –
She keeps on playing those B-side records all day long in the flat
“They’re a little bit obscure,” she says; I call her a –

B-side baby
And that's that
B-side baby
And that's a fact (ooh!)

I think punk is an overused word, as a matter of fact
I hate Joey Ramone when he says he’s gonna beat on a –
He’s gonna find himself d-down an alley, with his head beaten flat
And a spray job in bright pink letters saying, B-R-A-T spells

B-side baby
And that's that
She’s just a B-side baby
And that's a fact (ooh, put it in my ear!)

My baby says I mistreat her; I don’t know about that, no
I only know when I beat her, she likes to call me a –
She keeps on playing those B-side records all day long in the flat
“They’re a little bit obscure,” she says; I call her a –

B-side baby
And that's that
She’s just a B-side baby
And that's a fact.