Bathroom Function

And I thought the bathroom
Was just for taking showers
Lathering and rubbing
My hygienic places

Well, the room was hardly finished
Newly decorated
We drank the red liquid
Changed the bathroom function

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Well you can stuff the soap-on-a-rope
And the Old Spice sets
Change the bathroom function
Take up bathroom sex

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Well, now I use the bathroom
It has a different feeling
Loving on a cold floor
White dust and you

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