Boil in the Bag Man

I am the boil in the bag man
I've got a two-week vacation
I eat my boil in the bag food
That you boil in the bag, a-ha
I go...

I am the boil in the bag man
I've got a leatherette suitcase
It's got chrome on the handles, yeah
And I splash it all over like Henry Cooper
I go...

I am the boil in the bag man
I eat my boil in the bag food
I've got a boil in the bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear, how sad, never mind

Guitar solo, listen! (Guitar!)

I am the boil in the bag man
I've got an average ego
I buy my books by mail order, yeah
My wife's name is Phyllis, she's very, very pretty
We go...

I am the boil in the bag man
I eat my boil in the bag food
I've got a boil in the bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear, how sad

I am the boil in the bag man
I eat my boil in the bag food
I've got a boil in the bag brain
That you boil in the bag
Oh dear, how sad
We go...