Jordan

I sent a letter on Monday
I sent a letter on Tuesday
And when it came to Friday
I knew I loved her

I used to go to the World’s End
I used to visit that shop
I didn’t like the clothes there
But I liked what she got

Send a letter to Jordan
Tell her she’s a lady
Send a letter to Jordan
Because she’s driving me crazy

I’m spending all of my money
She doesn’t need a hero
And if she says she loves me
She’d get no opposition, oh no

Send a letter to Jordan
Tell her she’s a lady
Send a letter to Jordan
Because she’s driving me crazy

Send a letter to –
Tell her she’s a –
Send a letter to –
Y’know she’s driving me –

Send a letter to –
Send a letter to –
Send a letter to Jordan,
Because she’s driving me crazy-ah!