Juanito the Bandito

 

¡Arrrrriba! ¡Ola, muchachos!

Lock up your shed because Juanito is coming Just crossed over from Mexico Lock up your pigsties and your daughters Cos if it moves, you know old Juanito Young ladies he likes to ravish He knows how to make them wet And if he can’t, he’ll dig himself a hole Or go looking for your favourite pet now They call him Juanito the bandito Lock up your things, you'll be robbed They call him Juanito, the randy bandito See him make love to a dog (woof woof) He wears a soft sun-soaked sombrero A droopy moustache to his chin He will hold up stab or shoot you So that he can get it in – ¡olé! Rpt chorus to end.