Henry and His Baby

Henry and his baby
were a gruesome twosome
if his wife had stayed around
they could have been a threesome

Henry met a woman
his mother made him date her
she could not witness the show
behind the radiator

what the hell would you do
with an ugly lover
a baby like a pancreas
and holes in your bedcover?

heaven is the place to be
    (good for you and it’s good for me)
good for you, it’s good for me
    (good for you and it’s good for me)
heaven is the place to be
    (it’s good for you and it’s good for me)
you can share your gifts with me
like Henry and his baby (oh dear)

oh, you are ill

Henry and his baby
made each other happy
till he took the scissors out
and tried to change his nappy

what the hell would you do
with blood all over your walls
a suit that didn’t fit you
and incoherent house calls?

what the hell would you do
with an ugly lover
a baby like a pancreas
and holes in your bedcover?

heaven is the place to be
    (good for you and it’s good for me)
good for you, it’s good for me
    (good for you and it’s good for me)
heaven is the place to be
    (it’s good for you and it’s good for me)
you can share your gifts with me
like Henry and his baby (oh dear)

oh, i don’t understand.