Ooh That Max

she’s much tastier than best ice cream
oooh-oooh, ooh that Max
she kept me going when i fell to the floor
oooh-oooh, ooh that Max

she’s a doll, she’s a do-do-doll
she’s a doll, she’s a do-do-doll
beat Kurt, beat Kurt, beat K-k-kurt
beat Kurt, beat Kurt till he hurt

okay Dorothy, do me a favour
oooh-oooh, ooh that Max
save it now and beat him later
oooh-oooh, ooh that Max
only she saw my B-side
ooh-ooh-ooh, that Max

he’s a dog, he’s a do-do-dog
beat Kurt, beat Kurt, beat Kurt, oh yeah
he’s a dog, he’s a dog, he’s a d-d-d-dog
he’s a dog, he’s a dog, he’s a dog

he’s a dog, he’s a dog, he’s a do-do-dog
beat Kurt, beat Kurt till he hurt
he’s a dog, he’s a dog, he’s a do-do-dog

wore her hair so long in a sexy style
oooh-oooh, ooh that Max
but leave his headlock for a while, though
oooh-oooh, ooh that Max.